Sky Mall

Sky Mall magazine might be one of the most entertaining magazines around. My love for Sky Mall can be compared to that one guy who actually reads Playboy for the articles: Just weird. Most of the inventions are things that one wouldn't even think about needing. Like, I don't play baseball, but do I suddenly need a baseball mitt with a cup holder attached to it? Of course I do. Sky Mall has those items that you'd see in Bed, Bath and Beyond and you'd think to yourself "Why would anyone actually want any of this?" As I'm flipping through the magazine right now, I'm seeing so many items that have nothing to do with me that I have a sudden need for and that I can't imagine life without. Life without that giant map of the United States suddenly seems awful. I don't even smoke cigars, and yet, that smoking jacket looks very stylish. Then, those thoughts start flowing through my head: I don't smoke... but I could wear it on so many occasions! Like when I wake up or eat dessert!" And of course, I start to convince myself the many scenarios when a smoking jacket would be needed, like on Halloween to be Hugh Hefner. And on top of all of these life-changing products, their descriptions ALWAYS get me. "Do you ever have headaches?" Yes! Of course I do! "Are you tired whenever you run?" It's like this product was made for me! "Isn't cleaning up a litter box the worst?" I don't even own a cat, but I could imagine that it is! Tell me more! I actually fell in love with this one product that is especially made to help people with migraines. Have I ever had a migraine? No, but this product revolutionizes the migraine-having world! To be honest, the only product I think is actually useful is the voice-activated R2D2.