New Year's Eve

"You guys! School starts on Monday! I can't wait!" Said no one ever. But seriously, I don't want to go back to school. If I go back, then that means that finals are in like 3 weeks and I don't want to take finals. But instead of focusing on something as stupid as people who take their cats on walks, let's focus on New Year's Eve.
Normally, on New Years Eve, I don't go to parties or any of that. My best friend (again, for privacy purposes, her name will be Lily) and I went to a party that my brother's friend was throwing. It was a huge party and a rapper named The Game even made an appearance. I had only heard of The Game once before that night. He was a judge on America's Next Top Model for a music video shoot the models were doing. Anyways, a couple days before the party, I went on my TMZ app and one of the headlines read "The Game: 'I'm a Pot Smokin' Tax Fraud'". So obviously, I knew this guy must be a pretty fun guy to hang out with. I mean he has a "The" before his name... Throughout the party, I kept pondering what to call him if we ever talked. Do I say "Hey The Game" or "Yo Game". These thoughts took up about 20 minutes. He was going to perform around 11:30.
 Lily and I were exhausted. I forgot to mention that I was really sick and she had a cold. We only came for the entertainment and the drama. Everyone our age at the party (it was also an adult party as well) naturally went off into their own cliques and circles and began talking. Let me just say that I was really impressed about how quickly everyone was able to separate off into their own groups so quickly. Lily and I were sitting by ourselves at a table and I turned to her and said "You know, if we were in a classroom right now, we'd be the anti-social ones sitting in the back eating their own hair" and she responded with "Yea, I know." So anyways, The Game finally arrived. At 11:32, he walked onstage and began performing. I was very confused for many reasons. 1. I had only heard of the guy once before and yet EVERYBODY new the lyrics to his songs (to be fair, basically the only words he raps are "drunk" and "bitches" so I learned the raps pretty quickly) 2. I was more just curious about this one- everywhere I looked, people were making out. I probably looked pretty weird just staring, but I was purely observing... from a few feet away. At one point, I was standing there with Lily as everyone was freaking out and rapping their little hearts out. I had managed to get literally sandwiched between a girl taking a video on her phone behind me and a guy in front of me, who was grinding on a girl. I felt it all. I felt her boobs squeeze up against my back (it was SO uncomfortable). I felt his butt and back constantly smack me along with the beat of the rap. And then he elbowed me in the head multiple times. Fun night. After my extremely uncomfortable experience of what I'd assume a fully-clothed orgy is like, I turned to Lily and watched her laugh hysterically at me. This random guy named Brandon turned to me and say hey. I said hey back. Remember, during this entire time, The Game rapping and dancing. Brandon grabbed me and literally went through the decades of dancing within 30 seconds. He first grabbed my hands and started to do the twist. That formed into him ballroom dancing with me and full on spinning me. Then from there, he turned me around and tried to get all up on me. I turned around and smiled and Lily and I walked away, again with her laughing hysterically like a damn hyena.