Food and Other Shenanigans

You know what I miss a lot about being a young child? Being able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining an ounce. Nowadays, if I eat a cookie, 5 pounds goes straight to my ass, and not in a good way. Little kids are so lucky in that sense. Even if they're bigger, when they grow up, they thin out. And the best is my doctor says some of me is just "baby fat". Baby fat? Seriously? When I finally get out of the "baby fat" stage, I better look like Heidi Klum. Everyone at my school is so tall and thin with small boobs. And then you see me. 4'10, not the thinnest, and with boobs. Sometimes I ever trick myself into thinking that I'm on the show "Punk'd" (even though it ended) and I look for a camera and softly murmur to myself "Oh you, Ashton and your silly little pranks." People are always telling me that looking different is a good thing... but the truth is, no one really wants to be different in high school. Let's be honest. Yes, once you get into the real world, being different is awesome. Hell, let your freak flag fly. However, I'd compare high school to prison in some ways. For instance, you cannot leave when you want to. There's a reason that everyone in prisons have the same uniform: To blend in- INDIVIDUALS WILL BE SHOT. Take note of this. I mean, of course, in prison, you won't be shunned. But, you will be taken in as someone's prison bitch. Anyways, sometimes I try to stare at pictures of food and pretend I'm eating them. This does not work, however, because usually I end up biting my tongue. I mean seriously... HOW DELICIOUS DOES THIS LOOK? I NEED THIS RECIPE.  LIKE YESTERDAY.