My Pet Peeves #2

Yes ladies and gentlemen it's that time of the month: it's time for (Cue the people screaming the title just like on a game show) "SARA'S PET PEEVES!" Someday, I'm going to include a sound effect that actually plays a theme song that I will create. Let's begin.
I genuinely despise when I'm walking (which yes, I do walk very fast naturally) and the people in front of me are walking slowly just enjoying their day. I realize that this might not sound that bad, but when I'm in school and I'm rushing to get to class, this is the very LAST thing I want to deal with. And of course,  I have a terrible habit of mimicking the person walking in front of me. I probably look really, really ridiculous but I'd rather mimick than scream loudly "OH I'M SORRY ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF WALKING THE NATURAL SPEED OF A HUMAN?!" Obviously, the language I'd use would be more colorful, but I'm trying to keep it damn PG here people.
My next pet peeve is when someone in my family, or even me ,asks if a certain meal is good, and I shit you without fail, the waitress/waiter always says "Yea, it's amazing/delicious/my favorite/so tasty/ amazballz/etc.!" There's no way that every single item on that menu is delicious. There's absolutely no way. I've only had one waiter actually tell the truth. I wanted to hug this man. My mom asked if a certain dish was good and he responded with "Honestly... it's not my favorite. I don't think it's very good." To this day, this is the most honest, best thing I've ever heard a waiter say.
I'm going to keep this short and sweet (not very sweet), so I'll just talk about one more thing I hate. When I'm in English class and we're reading a book, the teacher ALWAYS has to look SO much into the book. Just because the sky is described in the book, it doesn't mean that it represents allusions to the bible. I'm pretty sure that the teacher thinks more into the book than the author did. Maybe the author said that the sky was blue because a grey sky would be depressing and a cloudy sky would mean rain? My teacher once thought so much into a book, that she somehow managed to convince us all that a tree really represented the Crucifixion of Jesus and that the branches represented the cross that Jesus was put on.
So I'm going to finish my rant now because "How I Met Your Mother" is on and I cannot miss it.