Notebooks

When it comes to school, I feel like I can never have too many notebooks. By this, I mean I use up at least 1/4 of an entire notebook during my classes... and to be honest, most of the pages are filled with doodles. I tend to get really OCD sometimes about my lined papers. Like if one page even has a bit of pen that bled through from another one, I cannot use it. That page is tainted- it is just the devil. It's like the tainted holy water in church- it cannot be used and must be thrown out immediately before anyone gets possessed. I feel like colleges should start sending out notebooks instead of letters of acceptance or reject (rejectance? rejectederance). Can you imagine how weird it would be to take out a notebook to take notes during class and having the cover say "I WAS REJECTED FROM USC!" That would be a great way to get the point across to some people who are in denial. It might be awkward though when they sit next to someone else whose notebook says "I WAS ACCEPTED TO USC! I'M A TROJAN! WOOOOOO!" But I'm just saying, sending notebooks would be the most useful (I know this isn't a real word) rejectance for me. In fact, if I was rejected, I would probably be pretty okay with it because they sent me a pretty good notebook I can use to finish my many continuous games of hangman where for some reason, the answer is always that of a phallic symbol.